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The Worst Elf Book in the Whole Entire World: A Seriously Silly Story for Kids (Worst World Works™) by Joey Acker



🎄 WARNING: This IS the WORST Elf Book in the Whole Entire World

Elves = magic, toys, joy, and candy canes, right?

WRONG.

Because Nameless the Rock does NOT like elves.
He doesn’t trust elves.
He doesn’t even know why elves need their own book.

🎁 There’s glitter.
🍭 There were candy canes—until the elf ate them all.
🦌 There’s a sleigh. On fire.
🎅 And Santa? Missing.

And of course, the elf is way too cheerful about all of it.
(He made one toy. It was a stick.)

Nameless just wants peace and quiet.
Maybe a nap by the fire.
But instead, he’s trapped in Elfmas—and it’s somehow getting worse by the page.

Still—because Joey Acker’s books never behave—
a weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.

What we do know:
🎅 Kids CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

🗣️ “This is the funniest Christmas book we’ve read!”
🗣️ “My kid giggled the entire time.”
🗣️ “We’ll never look at candy canes the same way again.”

YOU’LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE
✔️ Funny Christmas or winter stories with ridiculous twists
✔️ Grumpy narrators and overly-happy elves
✔️ Glitter, chaos, and unhelpful “helping”
✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud
✔️ Picture books that don’t take the holidays seriously

🎯 Perfect for:
• Boys and girls ages 3–7
• Preschool through 3rd grade
• Holiday read-alouds and classroom fun
• Fans of The Worst Christmas Book and The Worst Winter Book
• Anyone who secretly agrees that candy canes taste suspiciously like toothpaste

The Worst Elf Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Entire World Books series—
a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock,
who keeps getting stuck in books he definitely didn’t sign up for.

So go ahead… click “Add to Cart.”
(Unless you’re an elf. Then maybe don’t.)


Published on 8th November 2025



My Review:

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Four Point Five Stars

Cute fun and Elfish!

Rock tells us about Elves and why they are the worst. The book made me laugh and yes, I did sniff the book. Fun read. Enjoyed it.

Review also found at:

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/8073155761
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